I’m Like The Fucking Army - I Get More Kink In Before 7 am Than Most People Get In A Day

I actually really enjoy this part about my life - I spend the greatest portion of my day in discussions about sex, fetish, kink, erotic photography, modeling, sex toys, sex blogging, and did I mention sex? I love reading people’s chats because they are so interesting, most of the time. People speak more casually, more relaxed, more intimately, I think, in chat. Anyway, I had this little chat with my friend, Adams, this morning at around 6am. I hope something in it entertains you.

Adams: you up this early? man, what a weekend!
me: still up from last night.
:)
Adams: looks like you had one, too
the flooding here was brutal… Tish & i went out and sandbagged to save the gay bar
me: wow
we didn’t have flooding
it was hotter than a motherfucker here
Adams: and campus is completely inundated… all the servers are off line (including my research!)
me: wow.
well our ac went out because our bathroom flooded
so i feel ya
Adams: oh, yeah! well our roof leaked!
(your turn)
me: oh ya! well…
it’s hot
here
Adams: well, it was just like our conversation… but extreme to the absurd
anyway… looks like you had a busy weekend!
me: yes. always
Adams: some new photos, too!
me: indeedy do
…did i?
which ones?
Adams: i saw one with your panties down and your painted toes
me: the bondage tape
on mmk
that’s bondage tape around my legs.
it’s actually old.
;)
i dug into the archives.
for photos.
Adams: and, i think that was you in the pic below it
what have you been doing all night?
me: texting back and forth with W as she flew cross country alone for the first time (on standby no less).
poor kid.
it was 2 am THERE when she FINALLY got there.
so it was 5 here.
i was amped up.
so will you take a look at ThisWeekInKink.wordpress.com and TheGoodThingsList.wordpress.com?
They are new
Adams: reading
me: Before I forget (fucking cats) because i am a sleep deprived manic stoner, what can you tell me about acquiring corporate sponsorships?
a really well-known fetish photographer contacted me
and asked me for help in finding sponsorship.
and while he is not a client of mine
it is really important to me to try to help him.
Adams: well….
i’m on the board of a nonprofit… so we do that all the time
me: god that is convenient for ME
a fountain of information
(information spurting out of your head… it sounds so naughty)
Adams: contact the PR for fetish companies (sorry, i don’t know any names; but i’m sure you do)
me: yes,
Adams: i just googled ‘fetish’… any company that advertised on the right (fetishmovies.com, fetish.wasteland,com, etc.) would be the place to start
me: i know some good fetish companies
i think (yeah, since this is my market, i know the right people)
Adams: …the academic says…research it!
yeah…. if you google ‘proposal’ you’ll find some… lord knows i’ve done plenty… but for this, just keep it short to begin with…. you just want to find out if they would even be receptive at first
is he looking for $$$ for the companies? or fetishwear or what?
me: no he is, to my understanding, doing some gallery shows.
let me look again at his original note to me
Adams: oh, then you may want to go another route entirely
get funding from a private nonprofit arts council
though, because of the subject matter, a corporate fetish sponsor wouldn’t be out of the question
me: Very well-known feller
well known for making ART
see corsetandcollar.com
i think there is apost there about him
Adams: that’s it…. just send a VERY BRIEF email to start the ‘contact process’ and see where it leads
me: if I send you a draft, will you look it over for me?
Adams: sure
but, you’re a great writer, but another pair of eyes never hurts
me: i’ll run it past you and marky both
because three good writers are better than one :)
Adams: be glad to help
Adams: did you and Marky really top a couple over the weekend?
me: not This weekend.
:)
my neighbor the one i am supposed to babysit for isn’t going to need me b/c she’s teaching vacation bible school. wow. vbs
Adams: yup
i try to avoid ‘vbs’ like the plague
me: i had to go to evangelical vbs as a child
even though i was catholic.
because my parents used it like camp.
lol.
to get rid of us
i guess they figured we couldn’t get enough churchin’ up.
because i also went to a 7th day adventist summer camp in oregon
lol.
i never thought about that b4
Adams: you don’t think they were just trying to get rid of you so they could spank each other (who would DO such a thing?)
me: not my parents.
lol.
my mom is a slut.
at least she used to be.
not in a promiscuous way
just in a ” i like to fuck ” kind of way
she was never overt about it
but always confident in her sexuality
i admire that about her
(there are few things i admire about her)
Adams: redhead?
me: nope
brunette
(her mom was a redhead, none of her brothers and sisters are, i am :) )
my dad was a redhead
then it got dark as he aged
and my paternal grandmother was a redhead, too.
Adams: it is, as you know, a recessive trait
me: yes, i did.
so here is why i love lochai
this is in his profile:
I have a wife, a girlfriend, a mansion & a yacht. ;-)
Adams: the photographer?
me: yes
he is quite well known, like i said, in the fetish world.
people like claire adams shoot with him
his rigging is famous
to be a fetish model and be tied up and shot by Lochai is a big deal
Adams: well, the fetish community is much more together than i imagined
me: the fetish community is very different than the porn community
though they are kissing cousins
porn is the hillbilly cousin of fetish
Adams: well, i would think there would be some corporate sponsorship out there for your friend, then…. just ‘kick over some rocks’ and see what crawls out
but, be prepared for a 90% rejection rate
me: okay.
but that’s difficult for me.
Adams: that’s just the way it goes… that’s why you have to send out 10 emails to get 1 good response
me: i’m not used to rejection.
people don’t normally turn me down
Adams: being a gorgeous redhead does not elicit sympathy from me <smirk>
me: so can i use part of this chat for my blog. i have an idea. i think i’m clever.

For the record, my clever idea was the title of this post, and quite honestly it seemed much more clever before I went through and formatted the transcript. I think the clever’s worn off now. I’m committed, though. I’ve done all this work and so damnit, I’m posting it! :) I need sleep.