Naughty Text Messages and Perverted Friends Makes Life Fun

July 6th, 2008 | Advice, Altered Aperture, Blogs, Erocrush, Fetish, Lochai, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), My Filthy Mind, Quid Pro Quo, Stuff and Things, Text Messages, The Dude, Weight Loss

This post is crazy long today - fair warning!

Life is boring and it’s exciting at the same time. I kind of do the same thing day after day yet it’s pretty exciting! I started trying to write sexual fantasies in Spanish, but the reality is that my Spanish isn’t really such that I know all the best sexy slang. I guess I have a new challenge.

I talked to my friend last night, the hot little 23-year-old teacher that I used to work with, on text. We hung out for the first time in a long time the other night and got all fucked up. He knew about part of my secret life while we were teaching together, but not all of it. Now that we are no longer co-workers, I let him in on a few more secrets. It all happened because he asked me what i was doing for a living now that I’m not teaching and I mentioned being a PR and Marketing consultant, which led to a discussion of my client list, which led to the inevitable question on my part, “once you see the links to my blogs there is no going back.” But he is a consenting adult and so he now knows. How much he knows and what he’s read, I have no idea, but I do really value having true friends who know the true you and not just the social mask you present to most of your friends.

So anyway, it changes things a bit that we don’t work together anymore and that I’m a professional sex writer, worker, and promoter. It doesn’t change things like all of a sudden I gave him the best head of his life, though that has crossed my mind. He and I already had a perverted friendship to begin with, so it just really is a new level of perversion that we share in common. Kind of nice, really. I have a flirting fetish.

So last night I texted him to find out if he was going to go work out today (Sunday) because I wanted to go running, but instead he says he’s going to Mass and then to brunch. Okay, I forgot that even though he’s a perverted little man that he is a good little Catholic boy. So I said something about six different responses I started to his text but they were all too filthy. So he asked me to send them anyway. Again… “Are you sure? Are you sober?” LOL. Seriously. I don’t appreciate it when people can only be sexual when drunk. So again I realize he’s just being a little naughty. So okay. I play along. Now I have to try to remember them all.

Number 1: To sneak off somewhere during mass, one at a time, discreetly, to a place where nobody where nobody would think to look (why would we even be there, nobody would be looking). A simple lift of the dress and quick fuck and back into mass just as casually and just as discreetly, but with a very naughty secret.
Number 2: To park far enough away from the church that you could have a quick blow job in the car and I would go into church tasting cum on my lips.
Number 3: To take the nice little Catholic boy and turn him into a filthy slut who has no purpose other than to satisfy me.
Number 4: To have hot sex that morning before leaving so that while you’re sitting there in church there is cum dripping out of me into my panties and the subtle scent of my pussy on your fingers.

(He texts, “That’s four by my count, keep going.”)

Number 5: To be sitting around at brunch with all the nice churchgoing people while messing around with each other under the tablecloth while keeping a straight face.
Number 6: To give you a reason to confess next week after thinking such filthy thoughts about a married woman.
Bonus 7: Because I’m competitive and I love cum and know that I am good at what I do. I figure you’re 23 and so you’ve never had anything like me. Nobody you’ve ever slept with has ever sucked your cock the way I would and we both know that.
Bonus 8: It would make all the rumors from school that we were fucking true, which is hot.

So we met up for brunch today. It was fun, kind of like old times eating together at school. I watch him devour thousands of calories while I freak out over how many I am eating. I give him half of my food and take a bite of his, no matter what it is. Wait. WTF?! I didn’t get a taste of his food today. Now he owes me! It is nice to be able to be perverted with friends and not have it be weird. I like that about my friends.

Let’s see, what else? I set up Nikki’s Altered Aperture gallery on Google Photo. It’s nice to be able to upload galleries, set them as unlisted, and then send someone the auth key to get into the album. I like Google for a lot of reasons, despite their invasion of privacy that they don’t even try to deny. I also used Google Photo to make an album to send to my cookie friend to see if I can get a couple of new banners made for me. He’s a pro and it’s so obvious in his work. I love to fantasize about my friends. I should write a new fantasy for my cookie friend one of these days.

I had a nice talk with Melvin about coming to Charlotte. I really want him to do my first set of nudes and I really want him to shoot a scene with MDS and I. He’s the perfect person to do it in my mind. Then I talked to Nikki about shooting with Melvin - he should shoot her, she should shoot him, they should both shoot me (of course), and Nikki also talked about lining up some models she knows and doing a shootout, which I think must mean that they both shoot the same model at the same time from different angles. Since neither of them seem like gun people or John Wayne, I think that must be what it means. Anyway, Melvin would be coming to Charlotte as our guest and would stay with us in our home and hopefully will also join us in our cozy, comfy bed, if even just to hang out comfortably. Who knows what else… Melvin has a Sir and I have to watch myself from trying to make him Mine.

I came up with a genius idea for a new blog today and now I just have to implement it (buy the domain and set it up). I can’t let the cat out of the bag yet, but you’ll soon hear about it. I’m also working on the Quid Pro Quo website, which will soon be moved from WordPress to its own .com domain. I am going to make a static page for each of our clients and I think it would be nice to blog about it from time to time as well. I have amazing experiences and conversations with people that others dream of talking to. It’s good stuff. I’m leaving everything as a draft at this point until we move it to it’s dot com address. It’s soooooo much work to move an established blog. Just don’t make that mistake. Learn from my earlier mistakes. Patience over Populating Your Blog if you have any plans to move it at all.

That’s my Sunday. It’s 6:25 pm. Busy day. How was your day? The image is from Postsecret.com, which you should read every Sunday - it’s one of my favorite days of the week because of Postsecret!

28 comments ↓

#1 Gertrude on 07.06.08 at 6:54 pm

You have been a very busy girl………..xxoo

#2 Miss Honey on 07.14.08 at 1:13 pm

Thank you for the Postsecret link. What a wonderful website.

Loved the 8 naughty text messages. All terrific ideas to help with a long boring Mass.

:) Honey

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#4 Catalina on 07.15.08 at 3:01 am

@ Honey - Thanks for the note! Postsecret is my favorite first thing in the morning Sunday coffee thing. Then if the Sugasm list is in my inbox, I spend my Sunday mornings worshiping the sex bloggers who bring me the best entertainment on a Sunday morning you can imagine!

It was incredibly fun and unexpected. I loved it.

I love naughty text messages.
I love naughty most things :)

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