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August 25th, 2008 — Blogs, Coldplay, Email, FetLife, Fetish, Lochai, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Quid Pro Quo, Stuff and Things, bestsexbloggers.com, trufetish.com
This Lolcat is For My Favorite Attorneyman, D - Have A Good Monday!
Seriously. I’ve lost track. I thought it was Monday on Friday and today I forgot it was Sunday until long after the Simpsons were over. I am busier than ever, which is a very good thing if you’re someone trying to run a business. Nobody wants to start a business and hear crickets. In fact, we’ve got so much on our plates that we’re probably going to leave a few blogs dormant. We considered selling the domains, but ultimately they are costing us nothing if they just sit there. There’s no sense in getting rid of them. In short, you won’t see much posted on MrandMrsKink.com or on CorsetandCollar.com, and you may have already noticed that I parked MommeDomme.com. There just simply isn’t enough time in the day to take good care of them. I do want to integrate part of MommeDomme into CatalinaLoves.com, but again- when is there time? It’s a good idea to RSS feed to them so you get updates as they happen.
So this blog is really not a “useful” blog in the big picture. It doesn’t have a motive. I don’t really sell anything here. I don’t really write sexy adventures or anything like that, but it is my personal journal in some ways. I don’t write my really personal stuff here, but it’s a good place to sort of debrief at the end of the day. It’s become a part of my bedtime routine that I enjoy - the opportunity to write freestyle without pressure to please an audience. Read it if you want or don’t. It’s not about readers, but just about writing. How liberating!
So basically here was my day: Lochai, Trufetish.com, and Fetlife.com. I slept in today - I went to bed around 4 am and I woke up at noon, the call that awoke me was Lochai. Off the top of my head I can’t even really recall what it was about. He is, of course, going crazy with wrapping up loose ends and moving to the other side of the country within one month and being ready to go to work. I do have to say that I am pretty excited to work so closely with two men that I respect and admire. They both have taught me a tremendous amount in a very short time. I also enjoy them both on a personal level, so it makes working so friggin’ hard fun!
How does Trufetish fit in there? I stayed up late and wrote my article to submit before the deadline. How about that? The deadline is the 26th and today is the (wait, let me check, I really don’t know) 25th! Wow. Big deal. I thought today was like the 22nd and I was really early. Not nearly as impressive, but it still counts. This month I wrote about roleplay. You’ll have to wait until it is published on Trufetish.com to read it. I’m curious to find out what people think about it.
So Lochai told me today to expect a package from Fed Ex this week. I Love Surprises! I hate them, and I love them at the same time. They drive me crazy, but it’s a good kind of crazy, like when you were a kid and it was December 23rd! It’s a good week for packages, actually. I’m expecting a few! It is so exciting! I love just getting a card in the mail, a package makes me jump up and down with joy. For real. I love them.
In other news the-f-mag.com contacted us today. They wrote that they stumbled upon Quid Pro Quo and were planning to write an article about our little empire. Neato. I’ll have to follow up on that tomorrow (today).
This week there is a lot on my plate - I have a lot of people to get in touch with, plenty to write, and I have raffle items that need to go to the post office. I am giving all of my clothes that are too big to my neighbor so I’m cleaning out my closet, literally, not in the Eminem kind of way. I think a lot of my friends are annoyed that I don’t have time to socially chat online very much anymore, but if I’m not incredibly disciplined about getting my work done, then it just adds up and freaks me out. So to my friends, please just know that I’m not ignoring you, we’re just working our asses off right now, trying to make the Fetlife Marketing Department a huge success while we continue to work our asses off for our other clients at Quid Pro Quo. This week that literally translates into working all day contacting various people for several projects, setting things up for various promos, having graphic design work outsourced, writing reviews, and then working at night on a new blog for Sgt. Major and fine tuning Lochai’s blog. I have the best job in the world.
Well, it’s 5:48 am, I just remembered that I need to set someone new up on the BestSexBloggers.com blog. A lovely blog, Bloody Laughter, was personally recommended by our own Essin’ Em. A superb blog. I’m excited to see what she posts on BestSexBloggers.com. Off I go, Chris Martin singing to me, to wave my magic wand and add a new contributor.
August 22nd, 2008 — Blogs, Bondage, FetLife, Fetish, Hogtied, Lochai, Movies, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Mz. Berlin, Pro Photo Tours, Quid Pro Quo, Recommendations, Satine Phoenix, Shibari, The Week In Kink, Toys, bestsexbloggers.com, madison young, politics
ProPhotoTours.com - Side-by-Side, Start-to-Finish Photographic Workshops
Last week I took the easy way out and sent you to BestSexBloggers.com. This week I did my homework! I included blogs that aren’t on BestSexBloggers.com. Of course I’ll start with a synopsis of our own blogs. We haven’t been writing as much of our own content - this week we became the marketing department for Fetlife.com. If you haven’t checked out Fetlife yet, what are you waiting for? It’s the best social networking site for kinky people just like you!
This week’s Week In Kink is brought to you by the caffeine and nicotine keeping me awake to write it.
August 5th, 2008 — Altered Aperture, Blogs, Bondage, FetLife, Lochai, Masturbation, Mr. F., Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Stuff and Things, bestsexbloggers.com
Graphic Design by Naughty Secretary
Bestsexbloggers.com is officially open for business, I have hung my shingle outside the door and rung the bell. The result is already exciting - sex bloggers and writers from all genres, styles, and every label imaginable combined with the images of the best erotic photographers have made for a very neato place to visit. I’m already hooked, and it’s my blog! Kind of. I mean, I started it and made it, but the result is not the result of my efforts, but the community.
I got the idea for a community blog from Lochai, who introduced me to the notion of commUNITY. We’re not just writing for our readers now, we’re writing for each other - networked tightly - forming the perfect (almost perfect) group of work by intertwining each individual’s. I think it’s nearly orgasmic.
Speaking of orgasmic. A few things worth noting - in case you missed Lochai’s comment on a previous post, it said:
Catalina,
You are by far the most beautiful, wonderful woman in the world (after my wife that is)! This show would be a fraction of what it is if not for you and your er….. talents.
Luv Ya!
L-
Also worth noting is that I called D earlier and masturbated and came for him on his voicemail so he can listen to it over and over again. Soon thereafter I got a call from Thursday, who was clearly on her way to her own orgasm, so while I listened to them fucking, MDS stripped my clothes off of me and threw me on the bed and had his way with me. I came three times, between his cock and his tongue, on the phone, as I listened to D and Thursday getting off together. Um, yum.
When it rains, it pours, right? Here it’s stormy! Kinkerbelle is coming for a visit in a few weeks and we have some good plans! They include me (the star!), Kinkerbelle, MDS, Mr. F, and Altered Aperture - and if we can talk her into it, we’re going to throw Miss Ellie Lumpesse into the middle of it all! (Cross your fingers)
And it’s a good thing I’m on the East Coast or I’d probably already be in the middle of JC and his girl.
That about cover’s the day’s kinky activities. I’m going to go work on the interview I did with Claire Adams. Oh, that got your attention, did it? Yep, keep an eye out and you can read for yourself what she had to say.
Congratulations, Lochai, on a very successful opening night reception at the WEAM! Of course, you were a hit. You’re LOCHAI!! I’m not the *only* one who adores you!
July 28th, 2008 — Blogs, Interviews, Lochai, Mr. F., Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Ms Nikki Nefarious, Reviews, Stuff and Things, Text Messages, The Dude, The Momme Domme, Weight Loss
Did You Read Postsecret.com This Week? I did!
I lost count so long ago. I guess I’m a slut. Surprise.
This is more a rambling of thoughts than a cohesive blog post. It’s 6:04 am as I begin this. Let’s see when I finish. I haven’t gone to bed yet in an attempt to get ahead. I have so much to do and not enough time. I’m looking for a sign that isn’t there. I’m at a crossroads. I’m trying to figure out whether or not to go for it or to play it safe. My instincts tell me to go for it, that I’m on the right path, but my instincts have been wrong at least twice before, as evidenced by my two ex-husbands.
There are exciting things going on. The Accidental Blowjob just did a site review of Catalina Loves today that was amazing and awesome. Ellie Lumpesse is not only going to teach me to do podcasts properly, but asked to do an interview, too. That’s rad. This comes right after my feature on Radical Vixen’s Sex Worker Solidarity post. The energy is moving forward. I feel as though I am on the precipice of something.
I dig talking with JC and his girl. I absolutely adore, nay I say maybe I love, Thursday and D. I’m looking forward to some visits from two very sexy women in the near future. Indeed, life is good - even Mr. F has been texting, trying desperately to connect for one of my top shelf blowjob visits. If only there were time for it. He doesn’t understand - I can’t just get up and leave… I have to get beautiful stunning before I come over. Still, I owe him one and it’s been way too long!
…I did get to actually talk to Lochai today… as in on the phone, and I did actually talk to a very famous photographer and cinematographer, Bobby Knight also. I’m getting ready to interview Bobby very soon. (Note to self, finish those interview questions!)
Today I spent the majority of my day finalizing a press release for Pro Photo Tours. I wanted it to be 100% absolutely perfect. It took a little time to get it just right. I think I got it. We’ll see. I think the meat of it posts on Catalina Loves on Wednesday. See, I know this because I just posted a blog post for every day between now and Saturday on Catalina Loves. I think that buys me some time to work on other projects I need to be working on. I also did a week’s worth of posts on The Momme Domme. There is one that will post this week that is a really hot fantasy that r wrote a while back about Ms. Nikki Nefarious and I teaching him a little lesson. Fun. Here’s a secret: I hate having posts written and not publishing them right away. It’s the same reason I can’t store Christmas presents in the closet between September and Christmas. Story of my life, I give it up too easily (ha ha).
Ugh, it’s 6:24. I’m not in bed yet. I’m running with The Dude today - a little bit different routine though. I’m going to do sprints for 15 minutes and then he has a whole other workout, weightlifting, abs routine set up for me. I asked him to give me a 100% guarantee that I’ll end up with a bod like Demi Moore, and he said he would fully refund my money if unsatisfied. My goal weight is 120 lbs. That seems reasonable for a girl who is 5′4″ (and a half!). I’m getting closer so it’s time to not just do the cardio, but tone things up, too. I’m kind of excited, and terrified.
It is 6:43. I just finished adding the tags, checking off the categories, choosing and resizing an image, placing it and linking it, and now I’m going to hit publish and close my eyes for a few hours. MDS is going to be so mad at me for staying up all night to work again. One of these days I’m going to take an entire day off. It’s weird that I’ve worked longer hours and put more effort in since quitting my job teaching, yet I’ve never been happier.
July 25th, 2008 — Altered Aperture, Blogs, Bondage, Fetish, Lochai, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), My Naughty Secretary, Mz. Berlin, Recommendations, Satine Phoenix, Spanking, The Week In Kink
Hot Spanking Image by AlteredAperture.com
Each week the editor of The Week in Kink chooses two posts from her favorite sex blogs to highlight. It’s so difficult to choose just two.
And please take a few minutes to check out the great posts at True Grime.
So there you have it. The Week In Kink with a few new friends on the list, the list grows and grows and grows… maybe we should start doing it twice a week? The mid-week in kink? I don’t know. You tell me!
July 23rd, 2008 — Altered Aperture, Blogs, FetLife, Fetish, Lochai, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Quid Pro Quo, Reviews, Stuff and Things, The Dude, Websites
How could it be Wednesday already? It was just Friday. I was just shooting the penthouse set with Altered Aperture yesterday, I swear. How did this happen? I was sitting here trying to recount my week so that I could convey it, because if there’s one thing I can say about my life, it’s not boring. Just writing about my daily life is entertainment enough, and it’s the only place where I can just write and not craft.
We (Quid Pro Quo) started working with Sgt. Major and Backdoorbondage.com this week. We’re pretty excited about that because we consider Sgt. Major a personal friend, so working with him has been and will be nothing but a joy. I simply adore his girl, she’s the sweetest, yet filthiest, girl I’ve met in a while.
I have had a great time being involved with John from FetLife on a couple of projects. I joined FetLife, became a greeter, and now John is someone I truly consider a friend, a genuine friend (You Rock, John!) I can’t go a day without talking to him now. I digress… One project was having banners made. It started with images from Lochai (http://kirinawa.com) and the graphic design work of our Naughty Secretary. It has since become an album of over a hundred banners submitted by FetLife members. Banner selection is good. You can’t really have too many quality banners of all kinds of flavors and sizes - people want to be able to pick one that goes with their site. Now I need to write a little .html code box for them and get them on the banners page on FetLife. The question is, will I put them up and do it or will John? Again, I have no idea when he’ll have time to do it, but when he does, they’ll be ready! In the meantime, I’m going to throw one up on my banners page here! Link up to FetLife if you want to be associated with a very cool, growing, social network for kinky folks.
The other project was getting real FetLife members to submit images of themselves for the front page - the idea being we would rotate the images and link to the member’s site. It has become an album of hundreds of images, literally. Now I have to dig through them and select x number of images. The implementation of it will be a bitch. To keep track of which profile goes with which image is a bitch on my end, and I bet changing the code won’t be that fun for John. Who knows the timeline on that project. Right now it’s just collect images. That I can do. The upside for me is that I’ve written to several of the contributors and asked for permission to use their images on my blogs, so you’ll get to see some of the sexiest ones just because you know me. How about that?! See, you have connections, my friend.
I am more in love with my husband than ever, despite my desire (and his) to fuck everybody we are friends with. He pulled off some pretty impressive shit this week and I’m way proud of him. He also picked me up, the Princess Carry is what we all it in our house, the way a groom carries his bride over the threshold, and threw me on the bed and had his way with me. That was fucking hot.
Fortunately, the timing is perfect for Tina Peitsche to start submitting things to Catalina Loves. I posted a seriously hot tale of her first adventure with a gasmask and it was the first time I actually even considered trying it out. Then she also submitted a kick ass review of a very good book, Erotic Signature Volume II. Not only did I need someone to help me keep good content going on Catalina Loves while I focus more energy into our PR and Marketing business, but the book she reviewed contains one of Lochai’s award-winning images, “Curves“, so how could I not post it? It’s Lochai related! Of course, it’s also one of the best books for people like us to own. All of the best erotic photography in a coffee table book with class. Last year, Lochai’s “Beach Bound” was voted Most Erotic Photograph in volume I. Did I mention that I adore Lochai?
There are a million other things to write, because I haven’t written for days - here’s the skinny. There is still so much to do before bestsexbloggers.com can launch. I joined skype and still haven’t used it. I joined Twitter, and I’m psyched about it and I’m addicted to it already. Firefox has a nice little Twitterfox plug-in that Curvaceous Dee taught me all about. Now I’m a twittering fool! Follow me and I’ll follow you :)
I have a thousand things to write. A million more things to say. Like I’m officially D’s Goobermilf, and I have to add a thousand different links to my blogrolls, and I am writing for Trufetish.com now, and also for IntotheAttic.com’s blog. It’s good to expand. I had a nice chat with my friend, what will I officially call him on my blog? He needs a name. I can’t use his initials - they are taken. I’m going to call him TD (The Dude). if he reads my blog, I know he’s clever enough to figure out why his name is officially The Dude. We live five miles max from each other and chatted for hours online… neither of us wanted to leave home. Now that we don’t work together anymore, we are real friends rather than work friends.
That’s got to be it. It’s 5:30 am and I haven’t slept yet. It’s not that I don’t sleep ever. I sleep like 5 hours a night. So MDS gets up with the kids, cause he’s awesome, and I’ll sleep till like 11. Today is going to be great! I’m going running with TD at 3:00. It’s been a couple of days.
Quick Thoughts:
- Marky D. Sade, I love you more than I ever have.
- My friends are amazing and I am unbelievably lucky to have them.
- I had two orgasms today and I’m about to wake up MDS with a blow job…specifically for D, who said to do it as if I were giving it to him. Ok. I take orders well. I give them well, too. He has to take pictures in and out of his hot suit!
- I adore Lochai.
- I really hope Graydancer joins our kinky little sexblogger cult with his awesomeness.
- I wish the timing would work out for me to get a little visit in to Mr. F soon.
July 6th, 2008 — Advice, Altered Aperture, Blogs, Erocrush, Fetish, Lochai, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), My Filthy Mind, Quid Pro Quo, Stuff and Things, Text Messages, The Dude, Weight Loss
This post is crazy long today - fair warning!
Life is boring and it’s exciting at the same time. I kind of do the same thing day after day yet it’s pretty exciting! I started trying to write sexual fantasies in Spanish, but the reality is that my Spanish isn’t really such that I know all the best sexy slang. I guess I have a new challenge.
I talked to my friend last night, the hot little 23-year-old teacher that I used to work with, on text. We hung out for the first time in a long time the other night and got all fucked up. He knew about part of my secret life while we were teaching together, but not all of it. Now that we are no longer co-workers, I let him in on a few more secrets. It all happened because he asked me what i was doing for a living now that I’m not teaching and I mentioned being a PR and Marketing consultant, which led to a discussion of my client list, which led to the inevitable question on my part, “once you see the links to my blogs there is no going back.” But he is a consenting adult and so he now knows. How much he knows and what he’s read, I have no idea, but I do really value having true friends who know the true you and not just the social mask you present to most of your friends.
So anyway, it changes things a bit that we don’t work together anymore and that I’m a professional sex writer, worker, and promoter. It doesn’t change things like all of a sudden I gave him the best head of his life, though that has crossed my mind. He and I already had a perverted friendship to begin with, so it just really is a new level of perversion that we share in common. Kind of nice, really. I have a flirting fetish.
So last night I texted him to find out if he was going to go work out today (Sunday) because I wanted to go running, but instead he says he’s going to Mass and then to brunch. Okay, I forgot that even though he’s a perverted little man that he is a good little Catholic boy. So I said something about six different responses I started to his text but they were all too filthy. So he asked me to send them anyway. Again… “Are you sure? Are you sober?” LOL. Seriously. I don’t appreciate it when people can only be sexual when drunk. So again I realize he’s just being a little naughty. So okay. I play along. Now I have to try to remember them all.
- Number 1: To sneak off somewhere during mass, one at a time, discreetly, to a place where nobody where nobody would think to look (why would we even be there, nobody would be looking). A simple lift of the dress and quick fuck and back into mass just as casually and just as discreetly, but with a very naughty secret.
- Number 2: To park far enough away from the church that you could have a quick blow job in the car and I would go into church tasting cum on my lips.
- Number 3: To take the nice little Catholic boy and turn him into a filthy slut who has no purpose other than to satisfy me.
- Number 4: To have hot sex that morning before leaving so that while you’re sitting there in church there is cum dripping out of me into my panties and the subtle scent of my pussy on your fingers.
(He texts, “That’s four by my count, keep going.”)
- Number 5: To be sitting around at brunch with all the nice churchgoing people while messing around with each other under the tablecloth while keeping a straight face.
- Number 6: To give you a reason to confess next week after thinking such filthy thoughts about a married woman.
- Bonus 7: Because I’m competitive and I love cum and know that I am good at what I do. I figure you’re 23 and so you’ve never had anything like me. Nobody you’ve ever slept with has ever sucked your cock the way I would and we both know that.
- Bonus 8: It would make all the rumors from school that we were fucking true, which is hot.
So we met up for brunch today. It was fun, kind of like old times eating together at school. I watch him devour thousands of calories while I freak out over how many I am eating. I give him half of my food and take a bite of his, no matter what it is. Wait. WTF?! I didn’t get a taste of his food today. Now he owes me! It is nice to be able to be perverted with friends and not have it be weird. I like that about my friends.
Let’s see, what else? I set up Nikki’s Altered Aperture gallery on Google Photo. It’s nice to be able to upload galleries, set them as unlisted, and then send someone the auth key to get into the album. I like Google for a lot of reasons, despite their invasion of privacy that they don’t even try to deny. I also used Google Photo to make an album to send to my cookie friend to see if I can get a couple of new banners made for me. He’s a pro and it’s so obvious in his work. I love to fantasize about my friends. I should write a new fantasy for my cookie friend one of these days.
I had a nice talk with Melvin about coming to Charlotte. I really want him to do my first set of nudes and I really want him to shoot a scene with MDS and I. He’s the perfect person to do it in my mind. Then I talked to Nikki about shooting with Melvin - he should shoot her, she should shoot him, they should both shoot me (of course), and Nikki also talked about lining up some models she knows and doing a shootout, which I think must mean that they both shoot the same model at the same time from different angles. Since neither of them seem like gun people or John Wayne, I think that must be what it means. Anyway, Melvin would be coming to Charlotte as our guest and would stay with us in our home and hopefully will also join us in our cozy, comfy bed, if even just to hang out comfortably. Who knows what else… Melvin has a Sir and I have to watch myself from trying to make him Mine.
I came up with a genius idea for a new blog today and now I just have to implement it (buy the domain and set it up). I can’t let the cat out of the bag yet, but you’ll soon hear about it. I’m also working on the Quid Pro Quo website, which will soon be moved from WordPress to its own .com domain. I am going to make a static page for each of our clients and I think it would be nice to blog about it from time to time as well. I have amazing experiences and conversations with people that others dream of talking to. It’s good stuff. I’m leaving everything as a draft at this point until we move it to it’s dot com address. It’s soooooo much work to move an established blog. Just don’t make that mistake. Learn from my earlier mistakes. Patience over Populating Your Blog if you have any plans to move it at all.
That’s my Sunday. It’s 6:25 pm. Busy day. How was your day? The image is from Postsecret.com, which you should read every Sunday - it’s one of my favorite days of the week because of Postsecret!
July 5th, 2008 — Bitching, Lochai, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Stuff and Things, Submission, Toys, Weight Loss
I was going to try to write a journal entry last night, but things got all fucked up. That seems to happen a lot in my life.
I finally made my connection with my pharmacist for my herbal prescription, so I went by his place to pick that up and even took him some cookies - the real kind, made fresh and gooey. I ate one, but only one because I have re-committed to my ridiculously strict eating program that consists of mostly not eating.
I started running again yesterday and I was really worried that it would suck, but I did run for half an hour and I ran almost the same distance I used to run, so I haven’t lost too much. I have definitely lost muscle and gained fat as I’ve been injured at least half of this year. That sucks. Motivation of the even remote possibility of shooting with Lochai someday is enough motivation to make me lose the final two sizes I need to lose to be a 4.
So running with my friend, Mike like the good old days when I still taught there. It was really fun and really good for me in a hundred different ways. The fucker, though… I texted him last night, “Workout tomorrow?” and he says, “I never workout on Saturdays.” Shit. And it’s a Holiday Weekend. I fucking hate holidays. I do. There is never any benefit to me in holidays. There’s no mail, everything is closed, the doctors will not refill your prescriptions on weekends or holidays, and nobody’s around.
I digress…
I left my cookie friend’s house and found out that M wouldn’t be able to keep our Friday night dinner date/fireworks in uptown from his place because of some multimillion deal he’s working on. Okay, I get it. A multimillion dollar deal takes precedence over dinner, but fuck. I hate making plans and having them canceled. I understand, don’t get me wrong - no hard feelings. I have had to cancel on him due to family obligations before, but fuck! He is married to his job - I am married to my family.
I came home and had a million things I wanted to get done. If I’m not going to be out doing something then I should work. But MDS has been feeling a little left out lately and required attention, undivided put the computer and the cell phone away attention. So with anxiety I sat and did nothing for hours. I know it’s good for me to do that sometimes, but it seems very unproductive.
We had great sex. I’ll write about it on Mr. and Mrs. Kink, though. Seems a better place for it. I did think about Lochai coming in my mouth as I came… I’d say that’s what put me over the top. I texted him to tell him so this morning, too.
So now it’s Saturday. I was awakened with a cock in my mouth and a Silver Bullet on my clit. I was forced to come twice before I could get up and start the day. Now I have to figure out what to do first. It’s not a matter of what to do, just what to do first. There’s so much to do.
I need something. I just don’t know what it is.
July 4th, 2008 — Blogs, Bondage, Collars, Domination, Fetish, Lochai, Masturbation, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Mz. Berlin, Recommendations, The Week In Kink, Toys
[This beautiful image is of Narration by D. I can't even begin to express how much I want him.]
And please take a few minutes to check out the great posts at True Grime.
So there you have it. The Week In Kink with a few new friends on the
July 1st, 2008 — Bitching, Blogs, Coldplay, FetLife, Masturbation, Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com), Quid Pro Quo, Satine Phoenix, Stuff and Things, The Week In Kink, Toys, Updates, Websites
It’s no secret that I’m an insomniac. Once someone even titled me an insomniatic. I liked him. We had good talks in the middle of the night. It’s a shame that things ended the way they did.
Ok, so enough of that. Today has been an extremely busy day. I moved (with the help of my dear friend Edward at Exjinn Networks) The Week In Kink.com, SatinesBlog.com (not yet live), and soon we’ll be moving Quid Pro Quo PR, which is currently hosted on Wordpress.com. It’s a lot of work to move a blog. You can usually back up your data files, but bookmarks and widgets and links are just gone. *poof*
Aside from that, I had to go through all of the other blogs (10 of them) and add links to the blogrolls and also to the about pages. What a pain in the arse. I live for this shit though. I actually love the details of it. I get off on it. So I’m bitching, but here I sit happily doing it.
I’ve just found out that I am an official FetLife Greeter. I’m a friendly soul, and I’m friendly in multiple languages, so I think I’ll do a good job for them. Besides, I like to be special. I’m like the head FetLife Cheerleader these days. I think John may be worried that I’m trying to take over his empire, but in fact, I’m just trying to take in his empire. (Ha ha, I make wit der sex puns).
I think I have masturbated about eight times since opening my new box from VibeReview.com. I masturbated with Marky D. Sade last night (which ended up in him watching me play with all of my toys). I masturbated alone in the early morning. I masturbated again right after that. And then MDS came home and I masturbated (and fucked him) again! I’m really loving this new batch of toys!!!!
I have tried out the Iris, the Cyberglass Felicity, The Magnificent Vibrating Glove (mine came in fuschia, by the way), The Stubby G, and even the lube! The only thing I haven’t tried yet is the new corset harness, which I’m pretty excited about. By the way, they spell it Corsette Harness if you are searching for it.
Alright, so aside from being Wile E. Coyote, Superblogger and Masturbatrix extraordinaire, I have gotten some normal people things done. I reorganized my sex toy drawers and washed the covers on the Liberator wedge/ramp combo. I was wanting to wash them, dry them, and replace the covers before I finish my official review of the product. I am really hoping that the next thing I receive from Liberator is the Black Label Esse. It seems so perfectly perfect. It would be such a debate. Should we fuck on the Wedge/Ramp combo tonight or on the Esse? What?! The bed? How novel!
Hmmmm. What else? I have started to re-nest my love nest. Now that our baby is three, it’s time to re-claim our space. So I’ve been nesting around a bit. Before we had the baby, W was not allowed in our room except for very special occasions. Now it seems like our bedroom is our family room so it’s time to lay down the law. Pretty easy, since W is still in Oregon. She is still miserable. This is the year that she has decided to hate her stepmonster. I keep quiet about it, believe it or not, and tell her to mind her manners. One of the few things that I think my mother did right was to never badmouth my father (though he deserved it several times.) To this day, she does not say a negative word about him. I think that’s the way it should be. I play by those rules anyway.
I’m starting to upload live shows to ColdplayLiveArchive.com with a detailed review of each show. I’m still figuring out a few things, but soon there will be more Coldplay than you can shake a stick at, and Chris Martin will send me an email begging me for my extensive live collection. He will fly here in his private jet, take me out to dinner at Blue, my favorite restaurant, and I will deliver his stack of DVD’s to him as I suck his cock underneath the tablecloth. I just know it :)
Well, that seems like a perfect way to end today’s journal entry. I hope you enjoy the idea of Chris Martin lovingly feeding me his cock for dinner as much as I do.
