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It’s official. Marky D. Sade and I have accepted a proposal to work with Fetlife.com as their marketing department. We are actively seeking new relationships with companies, large and small, who are interested in advertising their products or events on the best fetish social networking site. What makes Fetlife.com the best adult, fetish, kinky, social networking site on the internet? Well, take a minute to read what Jane’s Guide had to say about it:

Take a moment and imagine a leather Facebook or Myspace, and then imagine it being run by and for kinky folks. That is exactly what Fetlife is! It is the coolest new community site out there for pervs, and it is absolutely 100% free. I had been hearing the buzz about this new spot on the web from a few of my lifestyle friends, and I finally decided to go set up an account and take a look myself. Many years ago I had been on other sites that promised community and allowed free communication, but since those sites have sold to other companies their soul has left the building and communication costs money. It is also communication that is no longer under the nurturing ownership of perverts with a personal interest in our tribe. I’d lost interest, and so had most of my friends. I was hoping that this site could be some of what I was missing on the old ones. Wow, I wasn’t disappointed! I immediately ran into some of my old friends, and then ran off to recruit new ones. It is easy to sign up. Once you have, then you set up a profile. You can add pics to it, and you’ll never run into that “you have to have such and such membership” to view pics or show them to others. There are social groups here with ongoing forum conversations, so you can sign up for topics that interest you (or create your own groups). There is a mail system that acts like a personal bulletin board for private conversations, so you don’t lose track of what has been said to anyone. You can post writing, see what your friends are doing, and a lot more. A lot of talented pervs are posting writing and engaging in conversation here. I’ve met a lot of new friends. There is a small amount of advertising, but it is done really tastefully and never gets in the way. You can write to the folks that run the site, and they will actually write you back. I’ve been in love with this place and raving about it for the last several weeks. This is one of the few sites that didn’t ask for review. I sought out the owner and asked him if I could post one. It is that good. I feel like I’m giving you guys an early Christmas gift. Go check it out! This is the next big kinky community site! They are going to be huge, and they will stay huge as long as they keep the spirit that they have now. - Vamp

To highlight: “There is a small amount of advertising, but it is done really tastefully and never gets in the way.” and “This is the next big kinky community site! They are going to be huge, and they will continue to stay huge…”

We couldn’t be more proud! It’s all true, too. One thing we love about being a part of the Fetlife team is that we are able to work with you, one-on-one, through each step of the way to get your ad placed in just the right spot. You can advertise broadly across the entire network, or we can target by location (country or state) and by gender (M,F,MtF,FtM and or GQ), thereby optimizing your advertising money by targeting your market, the kinksters who are looking for your company or product!

We only display three ads per page, all static and nicely placed in the F-zone. You’re not competing for attention. People will and do see them, but as Vamp pointed out in her review, they aren’t obnoxious and annoying. We’ll keep it that way! We want to continue to build Fetlife the way it was intended - by (real) Kinksters for (real) Kinksters!

For more information on advertising on Fetlife.com, please contact us at mark@fetlife.com or catalina@fetlife.com. And feel free to grab that banner up above and link it from your site to Fetlife.com. :)

Postsecret.com every Sunday!

Life is very busy and I’m not sure how much I’ll get a chance to write.  This is truthfully one of my favorite blogs to write because it’s just the one where I get to sit down and say ” blah “.  What comes out comes out.

Today we officially became the marketing department for FetLife.com, which is exciting!  Marky is really the genius at it.  I talk to people.  I’m good at networking.  He’s good at actually making the deals in the dunes.   Between the two of us we’re a great team.  We think in such different ways that what seems obvious to me wasn’t to him and vice-versa.   You can advertise through FetLife.com by contacting me (catalina@fetlife.com) or Mark (mark@fetlife.com).

Also big announcement today from Lochai.  He was offered and has accepted the position at Kink.com as the new webmaster/director of Hogtied.com.  He recently went out there (to San Francisco) and did a shoot.  You can watch it here.  I am fortunate enough to have seen it already and I’m telling you - I adored Lochai before, but now I adore Lochai.  What a yummy scene.  That’s all I’m saying about it.  You have to see for yourself!

Another crazy announcement in my circle:  Audacia Ray is no longer writing The Naked City.  I know?!  What the hell are they thinking?  Sometimes I wonder.

In other news - I received copies of Rachel Kramer Bussel’s books Spanked!, Tasting Her, and Tasting Him.  The thing is, I think that Marky is supposed to review Tasting Her and I was to review Tasting Him, but I like both books!  Being bisexual means I get to review both :)  I need to get to work on reviews though, because I have a few books and movies that I need to give my opinion on - I know my opinion influences the greater society as a whole, and without it you will be paralyzed - do I buy the book or not?!  What about this dildo?!  What does Catalina Say?!

I can’t remember if I already mentioned this, but I’m writing now for Trufetish.com and I think this month I’m going to write about polyamory, feeding off of the two articles that are already there.  I’ve been on both sides of the pond, as a couple with a girlfriend or a boyfriend and also as the girlfriend of a couple.  It’s also a topic that I’ve been discussing a lot lately with close friends.

I am also writing now on The Femmes Guide.  It’s an interesting thing, the Femme’s guide, “a sex-positive femme queer collaborative blog”.  It was brought up the other day by the editor of the blog that we aren’t a very diverse group - that aside from one of us (me) we are all “white, fat, femmes with advanced educations.” This brings up the issue of me being an ex-fat femme.  I’ve been looking for a place to write about this phenemona - the loss of an entire human being (130 lbs. so far) and how the rules have changed.  The game is different.  I am not quite sure how to navigate through society in this new role.  I don’t want to write too much about it here yet, or else why would you bother to go there to read it, but I think it will turn into a nice article.

Well, that about covers everything I can come up with at 4 am.  I’ll be back in a few hours, at it again…

Lolcats are from icanhascheezburger.com

A couple of crazy weeks have passed!  It’s nice to be back to normal.  W goes back to school on Monday and she’s really excited to finish out her middle school years there.  She has had to change schools several times and it would have been such a disruption to her life to have to change schools again this year and then again next year.   Her education has benefited, it’s objectively obvious when you look at her transcripts and awards.

Next year she’s likely return to public school.  It’s not really an issue of private vs. public school.  These three years are the only years she has attended private school and that was due to my faculty tuition discount.  I suspect that most parents are paranoid about public school the way that some are about stranger danger, yet if you do your homework you’ll see that your child is safer walking (alone) to and sitting in public school in NYC than they are in a lightning storm and we have lightning storms here almost daily in the summer.

Public schools in North Carolina are terribly underfunded.  One of the best things you can do as a parent of a public school student is try to have your child placed in the honors programs.  Because W will finish the year at her middle school in honors Algebra 1, Spanish I, Latin, Chemistry, and an advanced English and History curriculum she will benefit in the pubic school system.    She has her own goal of attending a private, specialized school for math and science on scholarship her last two years of high school.  She is extremely motivated to do well.

Of course, I can’t say this without mentioning how imbalanced the public school curriculum is - for a public school system it still seems to be a very have vs. have nots system.  I recognize that this is a Privilege.  I also recognize that it’s in my job description as a Mom to do everything I can to give her every advantage that I can in life, while teaching her to be grateful, compassionate, and generous.

Okay, so enough about education and parenting.  Life!

The Best Sex Bloggers is doing great - our content is top shelf, the contributors are amazing writers, and the variety isn’t found anywhere else that I know of.  Most of the admin stuff is finally done.  Our header is up and looks good, we got the image problem fixed, and now we can start adding selected contributors to the project.

I’m going to be helping Audacia Ray with some promo work on some of her new projects, so that’s pretty amazing and exciting.

I’m going to review a movie for Madison Young that she sent to me.

Rachel Kramer Bussel is sending us some books to review for Amazon.com, as well as a copy of Spanked! for us to review.  I have another of her books that I am reviewing currently, called Dirty Girls, for Seal Press.  I am actually the only person holding me back from being done with that because now that I know her RKB, I want to ask her a few questions about the book before I publish the review and I have been distracted.  I’ll have to get back on track with that.

I’m talking with Lucrezia Magazine about writing for them, though since I’m still just talking with them, I don’t have really specific things to mention.  I just thought that it’s worth mentioning.

Lelo.com contacted me and asked me to review a product of theirs, so I chose the Luna Beads.  I haven’t even had an opportunity to try them out.  Yes, I know you can’t imagine, but it’s been a weird couple of weeks.  I assure you, I’ll get to work researching them and give you my opinion.

Finally, at least for now, I’ve joined The Femme’s Guide and will post there about some specific topics with some amazing women who are collaborating on the project.  It’s a nice opportunity and I appreciate being invited to take part in it.

All of my friends are out of town this weekend.  Seriously.  M is gone for three weeks traveling in Asia, Mr. F is in Pittsburgh celebrating his birthday, Mr. Johnson is in Colombia, I dropped The Dude at the airport yesterday for his weekend away, and Nikki is at Fetcon, as are Sabrina and Melvin.  No wonder I’ve managed to get so much work done today! :)

[This is cross-posted from the Miami New Times Blog]

Loco Lochai: Fetish Photography at the World Erotic Art Museum

“Curves” by Lochai

Browsing his most recent show, you get the feeling few people enjoy their job as much as photographer Lochai.

His Beach Bound exhibit at the World Erotic Art Museum (1205 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach) is a study in Lochai’s various fetishes. While front and center is the theme of women in bondage — hence the show’s title — the photographer’s NC-17 tastes clearly run the gamut: the images include a nun in a leather gas mask, a naked woman perched above a toilet, and an androgynous figure in a full-body rubber suit, lying in a bathtub being pummeled by running water from the spout above.

Today's Lolcat Image is Specially Selected for The Dude

Yet another late night.  It’s 5:21 am.  I always like to keep track of what time I begin so I can see just how long I spend pondering my day.  I mean I never sit here with a plan, I just start writing and then think about what I’ve been doing.  See?  It’s 5:32 am now and I just spent 11 minutes chatting with The Dude.  I think I could be a more efficient job if it weren’t for Gchat because now it’s 5:39 am.

I spent almost all of my day doing admin stuff on BestSexBloggers.com, which is what I expected to happen on Day 2.  I think we’re getting our kinks worked out.  It’s coming together nicely.   We are lucky that the best of the best continue to join us, writers and photographers.  It’s very exciting to see my name there with theirs.

I had a really nice chat on the phone with Radical Vixen.  It was, in a word, delightful.

Then I had a nice little text interchange with D.

Enjoyed a very sexy little Gchat with Mr. F, discussing our upcoming plans for a very kinky weekend.  If it had worked out that I was in his neighborhood at the right time, we could have gotten together today, but… life.

While I was running errands today, Lochai called.  So I’m sitting at my Cookie Friend’s house and my phone is ringing and I’m frantically trying to answer it, which is I think the first time that CF has seen me really freak out over a phone call.  I’m a pretty cool Cat(alina).  So out of the blue my phone is glitched, stuck, nothing I could do - couldn’t silence it, answer it, ignore it - nothing but sit and watch as Lochai’s name flickered on the screen.   So I restarted my phone and called back and got voicemail.  Aargh!  So as I’m on the final stretch home, my phone rang again and this time it worked!  As it turned out, he had just called to say Thank You.  Just hearing him say it was all I needed.  It means the world to me that I genuinely helped him.

I “met” Madison Young via email and I’m going to interview her and also she is sending me some DVD’s to review!  I’m way excited for that! (Thanks for the introduction, Lochai!)

Lelo.com contacted me and asked me to review one of their products.  I chose the Luna Beads.  It seems kind of fun to have something like that to play with - and honestly, I love their vibrators, but I had to try this.

I made Twitter friends a while back with Rachel Kramer Bussel - she is the editor of Dirty Girls - the book I’m writing up for Seal Press on CatalinaLoves.com.  I sent her a twit today and asked her if she’d do a short Q&A with me via email for the review and she said, “Sure!”  So score one for Twitter!

And I think that pretty much brings us up to date.  It’s now 6:11 am.  I have to add an image, tag, and categorize my post.  Let’s see how I do…

Oh, by the way - you can now email me at Catalina@BestSexBloggers.com, which is kind of cool.

Oh, and The Dude emailed a version of Coldplay’s “Swallowed In The Sea” that was done by an A Capella group that he listened to when he was in college.

Alright, it’s 6:20 am and I’m clicking publish.  I think I should focus more.

Did You Read Postsecret.com This Week? I did!

I lost count so long ago.  I guess I’m a slut.  Surprise.

This is more a rambling of thoughts than a cohesive blog post.  It’s 6:04 am as I begin this.  Let’s see when I finish.  I haven’t gone to bed yet in an attempt to get ahead.  I have so much to do and not enough time.  I’m looking for a sign that isn’t there.  I’m at a crossroads.  I’m trying to figure out whether or not to go for it or to play it safe.  My instincts tell me to go for it, that I’m on the right path, but my instincts have been wrong at least twice before, as evidenced by my two ex-husbands.

There are exciting things going on.  The Accidental Blowjob just did a site review of Catalina Loves today that was amazing and awesome.  Ellie Lumpesse is not only going to teach me to do podcasts properly, but asked to do an interview, too.  That’s rad.  This comes right after my feature on Radical Vixen’s Sex Worker Solidarity post.  The energy is moving forward.  I feel as though I am on the precipice of something.

I dig talking with JC and his girl.  I absolutely adore, nay I say maybe I love, Thursday and D.  I’m looking forward to some visits from two very sexy women in the near future.  Indeed, life is good - even Mr. F has been texting, trying desperately to connect for one of my top shelf blowjob visits.  If only there were time for it.  He doesn’t understand - I can’t just get up and leave…  I have to get beautiful stunning before I come over.  Still, I owe him one and it’s been way too long!

…I did get to actually talk to Lochai today… as in on the phone, and I did actually talk to a very famous photographer and cinematographer, Bobby Knight also.  I’m getting ready to interview Bobby very soon.  (Note to self, finish those interview questions!)

Today I spent the majority of my day finalizing a press release for Pro Photo Tours.  I wanted it to be 100% absolutely perfect.  It took a little time to get it just right.  I think I got it.  We’ll see.  I think the meat of it posts on Catalina Loves on Wednesday.  See, I know this because I just posted a blog post for every day between now and Saturday on Catalina Loves.  I think that buys me some time to work on other projects I need to be working on.  I also did a week’s worth of posts on The Momme Domme.  There is one that will post this week that is a really hot fantasy that r wrote a while back about Ms. Nikki Nefarious and I teaching him a little lesson.  Fun.  Here’s a secret:  I hate having posts written and not publishing them right away.  It’s the same reason I can’t store Christmas presents in the closet between September and Christmas.  Story of my life, I give it up too easily (ha ha).

Ugh, it’s 6:24.  I’m not in bed yet.  I’m running with The Dude today - a little bit different routine though.  I’m going to do sprints for 15 minutes and then he has a whole other workout, weightlifting, abs routine set up for me.  I asked him to give me a 100% guarantee that I’ll end up with a bod like Demi Moore, and he said he would fully refund my money if unsatisfied.   My goal weight is 120 lbs.  That seems reasonable for a girl who is 5′4″ (and a half!).  I’m getting closer so it’s time to not just do the cardio, but tone things up, too.  I’m kind of excited, and terrified.

It is 6:43.  I just finished adding the tags, checking off the categories, choosing and resizing an image, placing it and linking it, and now I’m going to hit publish and close my eyes for a few hours.  MDS is going to be so mad at me for staying up all night to work again.  One of these days I’m going to take an entire day off.  It’s weird that I’ve worked longer hours and put more effort in since quitting my job teaching, yet I’ve never been happier.

How could it be Wednesday already?  It was just Friday.  I was just shooting the penthouse set with Altered Aperture yesterday, I swear.  How did this happen?  I was sitting here trying to recount my week so that I could convey it, because if there’s one thing I can say about my life, it’s not boring.  Just writing about my daily life is entertainment enough, and it’s the only place where I can just write and not craft.

We (Quid Pro Quo) started working with Sgt. Major and Backdoorbondage.com this week.  We’re pretty excited about that because we consider Sgt. Major a personal friend, so working with him has been and will be nothing but a joy.  I simply adore his girl, she’s the sweetest, yet filthiest, girl I’ve met in a while.

I have had a great time being involved with John from FetLife on a couple of projects.  I joined FetLife, became a greeter, and now John is someone I truly consider a friend, a genuine friend (You Rock, John!)  I can’t go a day without talking to him now.  I digress… One project was having banners made.  It started with images from Lochai (http://kirinawa.com) and the graphic design work of our Naughty Secretary.  It has since become an album of over a hundred banners submitted by FetLife members.  Banner selection is good.  You can’t really have too many quality banners of all kinds of flavors and sizes - people want to be able to pick one that goes with their site.  Now I need to write a little .html code box for them and get them on the banners page on FetLife.  The question is, will I put them up and do it or will John?  Again, I have no idea when he’ll have time to do it, but when he does, they’ll be ready!  In the meantime, I’m going to throw one up on my banners page here!  Link up to FetLife if you want to be associated with a very cool, growing, social network for kinky folks.

The other project was getting real FetLife members to submit images of themselves for the front page - the idea being we would rotate the images and link to the member’s site.  It has become an album of hundreds of images, literally.   Now I have to dig through them and select x number of images.  The implementation of it will be a bitch.  To keep track of which profile goes with which image is a bitch on my end, and I bet changing the code won’t be that fun for John.  Who knows the timeline on that project.  Right now it’s just collect images.  That I can do.  The upside for me is that I’ve written to several of the contributors and asked for permission to use their images on my blogs, so you’ll get to see some of the sexiest ones just because you know me.  How about that?!  See, you have connections, my friend.

I am more in love with my husband than ever, despite my desire (and his) to fuck everybody we are friends with.  He pulled off some pretty impressive shit this week and I’m way proud of him.  He also picked me up, the Princess Carry is what we all it in our house, the way a groom carries his bride over the threshold, and threw me on the bed and had his way with me.  That was fucking hot.

Fortunately, the timing is perfect for Tina Peitsche to start submitting things to Catalina Loves.  I posted a seriously hot tale of her first adventure with a gasmask and it was the first time I actually even considered trying it out.  Then she also submitted a kick ass review of a very good book, Erotic Signature Volume II.   Not only did I need someone to help me keep good content going on Catalina Loves while I focus more energy into our PR and Marketing business, but the book she reviewed contains one of Lochai’s award-winning images, “Curves“, so how could I not post it?  It’s Lochai related!  Of course, it’s also one of the best books for people like us to own.  All of the best erotic photography in a coffee table book with class.  Last year, Lochai’s “Beach Bound” was voted Most Erotic Photograph in volume I.  Did I mention that I adore Lochai?

There are a million other things to write, because I haven’t written for days - here’s the skinny.  There is still so much to do before bestsexbloggers.com can launch.  I joined skype and still haven’t used it.  I joined Twitter, and I’m psyched about it and I’m addicted to it already.  Firefox has a nice little Twitterfox plug-in that Curvaceous Dee taught me all about.  Now I’m a twittering fool!  Follow me and I’ll follow you :)

I have a thousand things to write.  A million more things to say.  Like I’m officially D’s Goobermilf, and I have to add a thousand different links to my blogrolls, and I am writing for Trufetish.com now, and also for IntotheAttic.com’s blog.  It’s good to expand.  I had a nice chat with my friend, what will I officially call him on my blog?  He needs a name.  I can’t use his initials - they are taken.  I’m going to call him TD (The Dude).  if he reads my blog, I know he’s clever enough to figure out why his name is officially The Dude.  We live five miles max from each other and chatted for hours online… neither of us wanted to leave home.  Now that we don’t work together anymore, we are real friends rather than work friends.

That’s got to be it.  It’s 5:30 am and I haven’t slept yet.  It’s not that I don’t sleep ever.  I sleep like 5 hours a night.  So MDS gets up with the kids, cause he’s awesome, and I’ll sleep till like 11.  Today is going to be great!  I’m going running with TD at 3:00.  It’s been a couple of days.

Quick Thoughts:

• Marky D. Sade, I love you more than I ever have.
• My friends are amazing and I am unbelievably lucky to have them.
• I had two orgasms today and I’m about to wake up MDS with a blow job…specifically for D, who said to do it as if I were giving it to him.  Ok.  I take orders well.  I give them well, too.  He has to take pictures in and out of his hot suit!
• I adore Lochai.
• I really hope Graydancer joins our kinky little sexblogger cult with his awesomeness.
• I wish the timing would work out for me to get a little visit in to Mr. F soon.

I had this idea out of the blue to do this once a week. What do you think? I thought I’d put together a little Catalina’s List of good things every Saturday.

A good blog

The Real Princess Diaries chronicles the life of a woman who has decided to work as a paid companion, or courtesan, as she calls herself (I like it!). She says, “This is all new to me, and I am inviting you to follow me through this new chapter in my life, for good or bad. I won’t hold anything back. So, grab something (or someone), hang on, and enjoy the ride.”

A good paysite

Behind every powerful Domme is an even more powerful Dom. Do you know where the Dommes go when they need a little release? Sgt. Major at Backdoor Bondage is the one they submit to. There is a super hot scene there with Domina Claire Adams and Sgt. Major. I like it when porn is done well.

A good photographer

I was lucky to find a new photographer this week thanks to Master M at AtlantaBondage.com. You can read what he wrote about them and then take a look at Bondage4Pleasure is a nice site worth looking at - there is a nice gallery.

A good toy

This week I wrote about my favorite dildo/vibe. I love the G Twist. It is available through VibeReview.com and is well-worth the money. Here is a little excerpt from my review:

Did I mention that I love this vibe? It’s practically perfect in every way. It’s even splashproof (not waterproof), which is a good thing, because this vibe actually makes me squirt a little when I use it. Now you know you’ve got a good g-spot vibe when that happens!! For the love of all things good and holy, buy one of these vibrators for yourself (or your partner). I give it my Catalina Seal of Approval. There is no way you could be disappointed in it.

A Good Time

Fetishcon 2008: (August 14-17 in Tampa, FL) It’s a chance to meet all your favorite fetish models, actors, actresses, and companies. Where else can you spend 72 hours dressed as a pony in public?! There are lectures, workshops, classes, demonstrations, and after-hours fun.

So there you have it! My first installments of my Good Things List. Please comment or email me and let me know if you have a favorite blog, event, paysite, model, photographer, or product. I’d like to include things from other people.

[ This superhot photo of Dana is courtesy of Amid Lifes Crises ]

It’s no secret that I love a Marine. It’s funny - I’m not really a military person, per se. I don’t have any family in the military and the only friends I know that are signed up to fight for our country are Myspace friends. Oh, but I’m a sucker for a Marine. There’s something very special about Marines. They are different. I like that. Also, there is no such thing as an ugly Marine in dress blues.

I’m not pro-war or anti-war, sometimes war is necessary and sometimes it’s just aggression. But my opinion on the current conflict isn’t really the point here. Whether you support the war or not, you probably agree that we have a responsibility as the nation that put them there to support the troops.

TitsForTroops.net is just that - Tits for Troops (dot net). Of course, if you happen to be the guy in the cubicle rather than the tank, TitsForTroops.net might just be the best thing to happen to you on a Monday since Labor Day Weekend. Women from all over submit their pictures each week to support the morale of our boys (and the ladies, too!) and closet exhibitionists can safely submit photos anonymously and still feel the thrill of exposure.

It’s kind of nice to talk to my Myspace friends who are in Iraq that subscribe to the Yahoo group and get the feed each week. They really appreciate it. It’s interesting that the same men (and women) that are fighting for freedom don’t have the personal freedom to read TitsForTroops.net directly - the site is censored by the military. However, Yahoo saved the day with a nice little reach around.

A special shout out to Blue-Eyed Vixen, who stepped in with her superhero cape and took over TitsForTroops.net after Dirty Couple in Virginia couldn’t do it any longer. Every week she gathers photos and puts them together in a blog post just for you! I know how much work that is to do, so I think you should make sure you stop by her blog and say “Thanks!” Your Mom will be proud that you used your manners.

{Posted Originally on Catalinaloves.com}

I love amateur porn. It’s no secret. What I like in pornography is to see real, authentic scenes with real, authentic people. Into the Attic goes one step beyond that, specializing in the girl next door look. Apparently I’m not the only one who likes to see a pretty, fresh faced, unspoiled, pretty girl taken, bound, and forced to cum over and over again. These are sweet girls, nice girls, girls who went to college, the girl behind the counter at the coffee shop, teachers, librarians… you get the idea.

With new updates every Thursday (sometimes more frequently), there is plenty of content from which to choose and a wide variety of scenes. Along with video clips and pictures, each scene includes a really thorough written description. The written descriptions are my favorite thing about IntotheAttic.com. The fact is, you can find fetish porn all over — so it becomes a question of quality. In my opinion, IntotheAttic .com is better than its competitors because of the written material that accompanies the visual material. Don’t get me wrong - the scenes themselves are fantastic and well worth it. And if you’re a fan of them, there are “cunt cam” videos, as well. I checked them out. Some are kind of neat, as you can actually see the woman orgasm up close. However, it’s the full bio of the model and the email correspondence, along with the play-by-play description that made me look at the video. I like the sort of “behind-the-scenes on a set” feel.

There are a few constants in the videos, take Luther, for example. Luther is a big, black dildo attached to a pole. Luther is marked up like a ruler and each woman is measured as she takes Luther into her mouth and/or pussy. Luther’s close relative is the Asspirator. The Asspirator is a large conical device with gradients for each inch of depth which is inserted into a girl’s ass. Like Luther, the Asspirator is designed to measure how far and wide the hole will accept an object. (I’d like to take this opportunity to remind you, dear reader, that each woman willingly made the trek to the Pacific NW to take part in these scenes).

Like I mentioned, each model has her own bio on the site, including a physical profile and her Luther measurement, Asspirator result, TENS max, and her Type (good vs. bad girl). It is nice that you feel like you kind of get to know the models through their profile, which describes their background nicely, and through the entrance interview that they do at the beginning of their scene. It’s also comforting to see the girls smiling and happy at the end in the exit interview.

Join up, if you like that girl-next-door-bound-and-gagged-and-forced-to-cum kind of scene. This will be the best money you’ve spent. There are a variety of payment options, including a steep cash discount (worth waiting a week for your money to get over to Pioneerland.)

(Oh, and to all you closet fetish models — this is one of those times where it’s actually to your advantage to be inexperienced! Check out their model application on their website if you’re interested in dipping your toes into the water.)